A mother is making a breakfast of fried eggs for her teenage son.
Suddenly the boy bursts into the kitchen. He screams, "Careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness! You're cooking too many at once. Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my! They're going to STICK! Careful...
CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The mother stares at him. "What's wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The son calmly replies, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm trying to play soccer."
Next Games
97 Cholita Strikers vs. 96 Classics @ Southlakes #10 Saturday September 11 8:00 am 96 Classics vs. 95 SSC Shockers @ Southlakes #10 Sunday September 12 10:00 am 96 FC Roar vs. 96 Classics @ Southlakes #10 Sunday October 17 10:00 am 96 Classics vs. 97 Cholita Strikers @ Southlakes #10 Tuesday October 19 10:00 am 97 WFC United vs. 96 Classics @ Southlakes #10 Saturday October 23 12:00 pm
Next Practice
96 Classics @ Wichita Boys and Girls Club Monday September 6 5:45 pm